Executing The Act of Dying With Ultimate Kit-Class
When you die, the key is what kind of a rebirth you are going
to have. As you probably know, the Enlightenment Cycle consists
of tens of thousands of lives as a human, followed by 108 lives
as a Scottie, and then 9 lives as a Cat before full enlightenment
is attained.
So
if you're a human, you want to reincarnate as a Scottie next
time around to accrue some better karma. So naturally you want
to pass through the Scottie Bardo after death and before your
reincarnation. As you approach death, make friends with as many
Scotties as possible. Meditate on the pictures of Scotties and
make sure you treat your Scotties well.
If
you're already a Scottie, remember that Cats and Dogs need not
be enemies. Learn to live in harmony with the Cats in your world
so that they will be pleasantly predisposed to accepting you
into their spiritual community next incarnation. Cats are close
to Enlightenment, so their true feelings cannot easily be distinguished,
but as long as you don't piss them off too much, they will accept
you as a student after a few lifetimes.
And
finally, if you're already a Cat, then the final volume of my
forthcoming guide, The Ninth Incarnation: The Feline Guide
to Enlightenment, which should be out this summer, will
tell you everything you need to know about the advanced esoteric
feline techniques for reaching the highest states of enlightenment.
This
book, of course, will be available only on a psychic basis--canines
and humans are generally too low-vibe to pick up the high-vibe
thoughts of us felines, so the book will be unavailable to you
in its entirety. If you continue to treat us Cats well, though,
we may share excerpts of this book on this most excellent (for
humans) Web site from time to time.
Mooshke
the Enlightened
(some might say Pompous)
Cat
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