One Year Ago...

Well, one year ago the humans' teacher left the body. This brought to a conclusion another lifetime in their teacher's Enlightenment Cycle.

The human approach to enlightenment has always fascinated us felines. Humans talk about being able to attain Enlightenment in a single lifetime, but it seems to be just talk, because these humans have been at it for thousands of lifetimes and they still don't seem to quite get it. If these humans don't get it during the remainder of this incarnation, it's going to force their teacher back for another incarnation on this planet, and he's NOT going to be pleased about that, let me tell you.

Cats always attain Enlightenment in just nine lifetimes. We don't just meow about Enlightenment, we actually attain it. I will discuss the Feline Enlightenment Cycle in more detail in my forthcoming book, "The Ninth Incarnation: The Feline Approach to Enlightenment", but let me say for the moment that the nine incarnations are divided into three groups. In the first three we focus on getting the physical, the tonal, completely tight. The second three are focused on the subtle body, on the meditative arts. And in the last three we attain Enlightenment.

We will next talk about Kundalini in the Feline Enlightenment Cycle.

Mooshke the Cat