Brahma Dung Ananda

When I read Master Dung's writing, at times I can "see the light" in his great wisdom and I can feel his divine compassion for all sentient beings. He must be a truly great Zen Master.

I have a question for Master Dung:

Obviously, Master Dung must be a master of the Tantric Sexual Arts. Could Master Dung please explain the process of Spiritual Transmission and the divine blessing that is bestowed to a devotee through the use of Tantric Sex? And, does Master Dung ever teach in this way here in the West, where such a relationship is not understood?

Thank you,

A devotee of the Divine Master Dung

Dear Devotee,

Master Dung the Omnipotent and Holier then Thou Guru of the West is currently experiencing the divine bliss of a spiritual retreat. Fortunately, prior to his departure he did impart to me the ancient Spiritual Transmission of Tantric Sex and instructed me that I could impart this transmission on his students in his absence. An added benefit of this arrangement is that, since you are not my student there are no ethical constraints that would hinder our divine fornication.

Prior to any meeting I will require several pictures of the female students (the transmission is best imparted on two subjects at a time) who will be receiving the transmission. They should be attired in a manner that is revealing of the attributes of the divine vessels in which they were born.

Once I have had an opportunity to meditate upon them and determine that they can suitably receive the transmission I will notify them so that they can obtain proper lodging accommodations and first class airline transport to a resort in the Cayman Islands where we will spend a week while I impart the transmission. And since I am certain that they will find my services quite exemplary they will have no trouble footing my diving and other entertainment expenses as well.

Unfortunately, if you are a man I cannot impart the transmission to you directly. You will need to provide female representatives who, once properly empowered by me, can properly transmit the teaching to you.

Looking forward to being of noble service,

Sin Say