Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear Brahma Dung Ananda,

Oh great Holiness of infinite purity and humility. Whose Eternal seeing is truly unjaded and whose grace has blessed this paltry planet for brief period of your presence and most holy of incarnation.

There, that should be enough smoozing enough.

Oh Great Brahma Dung, I have heard recently many dire predictions of earthquakes, Fire from Heaven, Global destruction and social upheaval! Is it true? Can these calamities be falling on our heads? What do you predict?

Please Oh great Seer of Seers. What is true? What should I do?

Nervously yours,

Slim in Tustin

Dear Pathetic Slim,

Thank you for addressing me in such a proper way. You could have gone on a bit more about my humbleness and self-effacing manner… But alas in all, it was acceptable.

Now to your question… First I must invoke the Great Spirit of Jack Daniels… Nic, Nic, Nic,… Whew! The Spirits are speaking strong today!

Slim! You are such a whoosie! Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt!! Look around!

Of course all of those things will happen! Probably not all at once. In fact it could take a couple of hundred thousand years! Who cares? Folks have been predicting that crap for ages. Duh!

It never fails to rile up the mob of fools, when an idiot stands up and proclaims the destruction of all things! You can believe it will happen soon if you want, but I have better things to do. For instance, just sitting around and looking at the beautiful ladies skating on the sidewalk at Venice beach is a holy activity… Hey! It works for me!

As the Great Seer of Seers I will, for precautionary measures, once again consult the Great Spirit Guide Jack Daniels, to peer into the near future and astound you with my insight!

Nic, Nic, Nic… Yes! The fog is lifting! I can gaze clearly into the near future… But wait! That future is only a few minutes away!… I must go deeper in to the essence of the great Spirit Guide Jack Daniels…

Nic, Nic, Nic… There! I can see it all clearly now! But wait, the Spirits are once again having their way with me and things are becoming a little blurry… That is the problem with consulting the Spirit Guide a little to often…

Anyway, I can seeh that everything is ging to be just hunky dorey! Yesser! Everything is going ta be jus fine! Hic! An lit me tell you! If I am wrong and the world is destroyed tomorrow! I will be the first to admit that my predictions just might have been a little bit off… this time…

Brahma Dung Ananda Has Spoken!

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Dear Brahma Dung Ananda, Oh great Holiness of infinite purity and humility. Whose Eternal seeing is truly unjaded and whose grace has blessed this paltry planet for brief period of your presence and most holy of incarnation. There, that should be enough smoozing enough. Oh Great Brahma Dung, I have heard recently many dire predictions of earthquakes, Fire from Heaven, Global destruction and social upheaval! Is it true? Can these calamities be falling on our heads? What do you predict? Please Oh great Seer of Seers. What is true? What should I do? Nervously yours, Slim in Tustin Dear Pathetic Slim, Thank you for addressing me in such a proper way. You could have gone on a bit more about my humbleness and self-effacing manner… But alas in all, it was acceptable. Now to your question… First I must invoke the Great Spirit of Jack Daniels… Nic, Nic, Nic,… Whew! The Spirits are speaking strong today! Slim! You are such a whoosie! Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt!! Look around! Of course all of those things will happen! Probably not all at once. In fact it could take a couple of hundred thousand years! Who cares? Folks have been predicting that crap for ages. Duh! It never fails to rile up the mob of fools, when an idiot stands up and proclaims the destruction of all things! You can believe it will happen soon if you want, but I have better things to do. For instance, just sitting around and looking at the beautiful ladies skating on the sidewalk at Venice beach is a holy activity… Hey! It works for me! As the Great Seer of Seers I will, for precautionary measures, once again consult the Great Spirit Guide Jack Daniels, to peer into the near future and astound you with my insight! Nic, Nic, Nic… Yes! The fog is lifting! I can gaze clearly into the near future… But wait! That future is only a few minutes away!… I must go deeper in to the essence of the great Spirit Guide Jack Daniels… Nic, Nic, Nic… There! I can see it all clearly now! But wait, the Spirits are once again having their way with me and things are becoming a little blurry… That is the problem with consulting the Spirit Guide a little to often… Anyway, I can seeh that everything is ging to be just hunky dorey! Yesser! Everything is going ta be jus fine! Hic! An lit me tell you! If I am wrong and the world is destroyed tomorrow! I will be the first to admit that my predictions just might have been a little bit off… this time… Brahma Dung Ananda Has Spoken!

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