Brahma Dung Ananda

To: All Lila of Rama Ashram staff
From: Numb Nuts, former Head of West Wing Security
Subject: Lila of Rama Ashram Dojo

This afternoon the Webmistress came by to review last nights cleanup operation in the west wing. And after seeing the collection of coke cans and bubble gum wrappers that we picked up in the" Lighten Up!" section and hearing about the miscreant that we dispatched out the back door, she agreed that our sweep had certainly been comprehensive. She then suggested that we do something useful.

While I tried to figure out what she meant, like maybe she wanted the east wing cleaned out tonight, she continued by asking if my ninja team didn't have something that we could teach beginners. 'You know, something to earn some good Karma, which you need badly.' This left me speechless but one of the SEERs who happened to be walking by enroute to "Lighten Up!" stopped and said, 'Yea, maybe you guys could build a dojo over here.'

'What a Great Idea!' said the Webmistress. 'Eagle Eyez, I'm putting you in charge of the west wing security detail. See to it that they set up a good clean dojo right here in the west wing and put these fellows to use training beginners.' She then left leaving us under the command of this Eagle Eyez fellow who looked as speechless as I was. For a moment at least, but then his expression changed.

'Alright, you heard the Lady, see that room there, I want it cleaned out by 18:00 hours. You have 1 week to make it look like a dojo. Move it people!' We jumped, the Eagle Dude's glare toasting our asses.

The Lila of Rama Ashram dojo is coming soon.