Brahma Dung Ananda

To: All Lila of Rama Ashram staff
From: Stone Face, Head of Lila of Rama Ashram Security
Subject: Cleanup of west wing

In a pre-dawn raid this morning elite ninjas of the security team took control of the west wing in order to clean out certain perverted elements that might give the Ashram a bad name. In short order the halls were deemed safe and so I entered. Two individuals, both volunteers in the LightenUp section, had been detained for questioning. The first turned out to be an Avatar of the Light so I quickly had him returned to his office after apologizing for interrupting his sleep meditation. By his request, and as an apology for having disturbed such a highly liberated being, I have requisitioned several cases of Jack Daniels for his use. The second individual detained was using a company computer to cruise the web. This being clearly against company policy I had him thrown out the back door. After determining that the west wing was secure, I returned to my office to try the 'Spirit Meditation' that Brahma Dung Ananda, Avatar of the Light, Holy of Holies suggested. I have left my assistant, Numb Nuts, in charge of the west wing to insure that its halls and offices remain safe from the deprivations of the Lighten Up staffers. If you have any other security concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Stone Face