Brahma Dung Ananda

Greetings Miss Webmistress

Twasn’t but just a few months ago, while I was a visiting that strange town of Venice, California that I bumped into this feller riding a skateboard. I tell you, that sucker just plain knocked me offa ma feet! An when I got another whiff of him, why hells bells! I was knocked offa ma feet again! That little guy was just plain ripe!

Funny though, I kinda took a shine to the little stinker. As a matter of fact, we got plum friendly, especially since he offered me a sip of his "Spirit Guide" to make amends. Well let me tell you, me and him was soon as content as two fleas on a hound dog. That "Spirit Guide" plum perked me up. Soon we was a reminiscing about our travels. Comes ta find out, he was once in Texas! Well I just plumb got tickled as told me about his journeys. I told him that I was a traveling man ma self! In fact I was a transporting a load of hogs to a meat processing plant in Oregon and then I was to deliver a load of pig shit to some perfume factory in Des Moines, Iowa.

Well we just decided to hook up and travel a spell, and that is just a what we been a doing. Once I got used to his "Intense Aura" as he put it, I found him to be one of the most fascinating gentleman I have come across. He has a opened me right up to this whole enlightenment process and I too have become an enlightened being. Hell, Brahma Dung even gave me a certificate saying just that thing! He wrote it on a napkin at "Betty Lou’s Diner" just outside of Wichita. He did this as he took his leave from me and blessed me and my truck.

Before he left on a freight train headed north, he showed me this here picture of you a dancing the Dharmic Dance and said that beings I was now an Enlightened Being, like his Greatness is, that the next time I found myself in your neck of the woods you would be happy to dance for me and my Trucker friends. I just wanted to let you know that I will be a delivering a load of Chicken heads to a Bologna factory in Torrance and I would like to see that there Dharma Dance in person. Perhaps I could show you all the magical powers he bequeathed me such as waving ma arms and saying holy stuff as shit happens.

Enlightenedly yours,
Ben Freed

Swami Brahma Dung Ananda has Spoken!