Brahma Dung Ananda

Dearest Brahma Dung Ananda,
oh greatest and beloved of all Avatars and Enlightened Beings!
Truth Bearer and Holiest of Holies.

Hi! It's me! Sharing again.

I have read almost all of your great discourses and like think that you are like the greatest thing since TV Dinners!

I am a little confused though. I have started to meditate since I first wrote you (it said to so that in "The New Age Newspaper" that is given away free in Venice beach. I have found that meditation is great way to meet people. Every time I sit near the sidewalk on the beach in Venice, all kinds of wonderful men who look like they never meditate, will sit down and tell me that they do indeed meditate too! Why like just a couple of weeks ago I met like this man from some foreign land called, "Texas". His name was Cletis and we had a great time!

Anyway, according to the New Age Newspaper, it is suppose to be like really hard stopping your thoughts. Funny, I don't seem to have a problem with that at all!

Tell me of Great Guru, why is that? Maybe being a blonde who wears short shorts and a tank top helps. Anyway, I am sending you a photograph of me at the beach in my new thong bikini. Here's one of me standing... Here's one of me bending over to pick up something... and here is one of me meditating! Pretty good huh?

Your loving devotee,
Sharing

Dear Sharing,

My but I am impressed at your progress! It seems hard to believe that just a couple of weeks ago you were just another bimbo and now you are an advanced yogini! It is a testament, once again, to my incredible influence on the lives of others!

Your spreading... the Dharma is truly inspiring. The photographs you sent are hidden in the rest room where I meditate on them regularly. It is a necessary part of my greatness as a teacher and the loving attention I give to my devotees.

Looking at your photographs tells me that indeed you are one of those beings that probably do not have a great deal of thoughts to disrupt your meditations. I would be one happy Guru to have a whole ashram full of women like you... and maybe the Webmistress too (although she also has a great physical temple, she is quite different and wonderful in her own way).

Some people have to work real hard to stop their thoughts. I, like you, rarely have any trouble at all. Meditation is my Life! I do it all the time. It takes many forms. There is walking meditation, running meditation (rarely practiced), bicycling meditation (when the Yugo is not running), eating meditation, sleeping meditation and occasionally spirit guide meditation where I invoke that great Spirit Guide, "Jack Daniel's". That last one can be quite powerful and has known to cause some problems. The Webmistress has recently forbidden that Spirit Guide to enter the Ashram of the Lila of Rama. I have noticed that he occasionally makes it past the security guys.

Anyway, as you can tell, my life is truly above the normal human. My greatness knows no bounds!

I am Brahma Dung Ananda and I have spoken!