Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear, Brahma Dung Ananda.

I was recently at a Psychic Fair where I met a couple of people who talked about you. They was this one weird guy that referred to himself as Far Out and later on I ran into this cute young blonde named Sharing. I asked her if that was her name or what she did. She said, "Yes!"

Anyway, I am a health food person and was wondering what you thought about eating healthy foods, and your views on vegetarianism?

Star Man in Ventura

Dear, Star.

Well at least you got the name right. But I must say your spiritual etiquette sucks. Where was the "Oh great Guru!" or "please enlighten me oh great bearer of light and truth!"... no words like "Avatar", "Holiest of all" or anything like that! Sometimes I wonder about you American types! Don't you know that I am an international celebrity. Why I have been consulted by people in such far away foreign lands as Big Springs, Texas! So don't just jump in and fire away at the questions... I bet you probably don't use any foreplay either. Maybe that is why you are probably celibate! So let this be a correction and don't approach me again with out some sucking up!

To get to your question about food. Why yes I am very conscious about what food I put in my holy body. I particularly like fast food with lots of preservatives, sugar and caffeine. I see what the preservatives do to the food before it is eaten, so it would seem logical to put it into my body too! The sugar and caffeine are ingested for medicinal purposes. In addition, I try not to eat any animal that is not a vegetarian. And have on occasion experimented with various combinations of food to see how they affect my meditations. I once tried a diet of raw radishes and cayenne pepper. I thought at first that I was experiencing the rise of Kundalini.. but alas, it was only indigestion. If you would like more information concerning my diet, you can send me a $50 money order and I will send you list of things I have ingested during the last month.... Humm.. Maybe there is a book about this subject that I should write...

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!