Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear Most Holiest and Advanced Enlightened Teacher and Avatar in like the whole galaxy, Mr. Brahma Dung Ananda,

I was talking to my friend 'Far" and he told me about you. He said that your were a little sensitive about how you were addressed. So I just didn't want to like get off on the right foot. Gosh! I've never really written an important letter like this before. "Far" said that I should like ask a question. Gee, I really don't have a really good question to ask. I'm blond you know. My best friend Kathy handed me a "New Age Magazine" and it talked about this thing called "Dharma". Tell me oh exalted one, what is Dharma".

Sharing in Newport

Dear, Sharing.

My but you sound like a person that I would like to meet. I particularly like the reverence and accuracy of you greetings! And that part about being an exalted one was a really nice touch. In the future, you can refer to me simply as "Dung". But don't ever forget the rest of that stuff and tell it to me again on a regular basis.

Humm... Dharma... Seems like I heard about that word before... Let's see... I will go into a deep trance and contact my spirit guides. Jack Daniel's, come to me! Enter me with your fiery breath! Ahaa!

Now let's see.. Sometimes it is best to break down a word to get a grasp of it's true meaning. Kinda like my name. Let's see, "Dh" Yes! I know the meaning of "DH" it is actually one of my mantra's! It is usually invoked during states of confusion or drunkenness. There! We have uncovered the first truth about this word. Now lets see what I can do about the rest of the word. First I need to invoke a little more of my Spirit guide in order to continue... Whew!

OK, After DH comes "ar" this really has no meaning unless you combine it with the last letter of the first syllable which is "h". It then becomes "har" which is the way a pirate laughs! So there it is laughter or joy!

Now a little more of the spirit guide and I will continue... Whew nic,nic,nic...

"ma." Oh that is easy.. Mom!

A little more sprit guide...Yowza! !

So I would give the answer to Dharma as "Confusion while having a joyous visit with your mom!"

There! I knew that I could tap into the omniscient mind and pull it off.

The Question has been answered once again by the

Great Seer and All Knowing Guru,
Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!