Brahma Dung Ananda

Dearest Stoneface:

Well . . . in the interest of keeping the books straight, let us get down to the accounting level of this recent "Spirit Guide" debacle in the Lila of Rama Ashram alley (all clearly caused by the intentional acts of his "Whole "I" Ness, Brahma Dung Ananda"):

. . .We purchased, either through pure force or mystical delirium: 108 bottles of "spirit guide" delivered -- and now have only 9 bottles left now that his "Whole "I" Ness" has departed for more "fertile" grounds. . . . .In my expert calculations, that leaves:

"99 bottles of spiritguide on the wall!
99 bottles of spiritguide!
Take one down and pass it around!
98 bottles of spiritguide on the wall!"

EVERYBODY!

"98 bottles of spiritguide on the wall!
98 bottles of spiritguide!
Take one down and pass it around!
97 bottles of spiritguide on the wall!"

Etc.

At certain points in life, even the Webmistress must wisely write off a loss.

"97 bottles of spiritguide on the wall
97 bottles of spiritguide
Take one down and pass it around
96 bottles of spiritguide on the wall!"

Everybody! :-)

Brahma D&A - You will always have a home here (albeit disinfected and heavily monitored by the United States' CDC (Center for Disease Control)).

Please do not be vague.

Love, the Webmistress