Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear Webmistress,

Due to the recent turn of events at the Lila of Rama Ashram, Brahma Dung Ananda has decided to go on a missionary pilgrimage to some third world country named Texas. I have been in contact with Cletis, his devoted disciple in that strange, but backward land, and he has assured me that they got wired with electricity a while back and that Dung's message of liberation will continue to shine forth into the darkness... His power knows no bounds! At least that is what I was told...

I am sure that his email here will continue to be forwarded to this distant, yet strange land, until such time he returns to the ivy covered walls of the Lila of Rama Ashram. Until that wonderful day, I suggest that you hang several of those pine tree room deodorizers in his closet and around his door in loving memory of him... kinda like that yellow ribbon thing.

His holiness, Brahma Dung Ananda assured me that he would chronicle his adventures into this strange, yet backward, land. Please rest assured dear Webmistress that you have not seen the last of him!

His faithful and devoted servant,
Stoneface

PS: He did leave nine bottles (another holy number) of the Spirit Guide for us to keep for medicinal purposes and stress relief.