Brahma Dung Ananda

Dearest Dung,
High!
it's me Sharing.

I like have a question. Like, since I have the missionary position in this new movement, I spent like most of last week while spreading the Dharma, when like this man said that I have a lot of Kundalini.

At first I got real mad, I don't like being accused of having a disorder. As if! Like I have this really great physical temple that I just LOVE! Boy! Like I was really pissed! Then the man assured me that it was really a compliment. But like, I'm not so sure. Like, I mean, It really does sound like some sort of gross disease or something… like, gag me with a spoon!

So, like, I thought that you being the most exalted seer on like the whole planet… maybe even the whole Universe, that you could explain to me what this Kundalini stuff is.

Yours in Light!

Sharing

Dear Sharing,

It really pains me to correct a student, especially one as devoted as you. But I must say that your greeting me in such a "familiar" fashion is in poor etiquette. You saved yourself when you referred to me, later on in your Email as, "the most exalted seer on the whole planet…" But I must say that even there, you seemed unsure that I was the best one in the whole Universe. I suggest that you take a few seconds to reevaluate your connection with me and get back to starting out with the greetings that you have become legendary for...I realize that this correction may hurt your tender feelings, but us Enlightened types many times have to be harsh… and yet humble. Since I have truly mastered the humble part better than anyone else, I still must demand that proper respect is being given to me constantly… It is one of the trickiest elements that a Spiritual Teacher has to handle… I, of course, in my own humble way have mastered it also. My greatness knows no bounds!

Now to your concern about being told that you have a lot of Kundalini. I have meditated on your photographs quite a bit recently (thanks for the most recent submissions) and I have concluded that in his own misguided way, the man was right. You do have a lot of Kundalini! Kundalini is not what you think it is… Most people confuse it with sexual energy. That simply is not true! I have more Kundalini that anyone on the planet and yet I have not have sex in years! Some say that my aura defends me from the lower lustful advances, others say that my energy just isn't meant to be experienced in close quarters or an unventilated room. For whatever the holy reasons, I simply can't get laid! So Kundalini has nothing to do with Sex.

I believe that Kundalini is a powerful ingredient that sparks the awareness. When you become aware of it it seems to have a physical reaction. The stomach seems to catch fire and the energy rises up through the various chakras until it is released out through the top of the head. Perceptions and awareness expand and the reality shifts and distorts. The sense of self is lost and one usually finds that it's hard to continue with doing the daily activities of life.

So when the awakening of this powerful force takes place, it is important to have a teacher to help guide you through this extraordinary experience.

It is very important to have a teacher along when consulting the Spirit Guides. Remember, it is important to not drive immediately after feeling the fiery breath of the Spirit Guide (especially Jack Daniel's or that foreign one Jose' Cuervo).

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!