Brahma Dung Ananda

Dearest and most loving Guru, Brahma Dung Ananda. The most advanced and glorified bearer of the Eternal Light and Sage to the poor and wretched… I love you!

Hi! Its me! Sharing!

Brahma - like I hope its OK for me to call you by your first name - I just like wanted to let you know how I am doing… as if you don't know!

Like, a wonderful thing happened last week. I was walking down Venice Beach in my new two piece outfit. On the bottom I had these new gold spandex pants that fit me really tight and look great! And like on the top I was wearing this "T" shirt that was cut right at the bellybutton (I did not want to hide my new pants). Other than my high heels, these were the only clothes I was wearing (I just hate those gross unsightly lines that underwear make).

Oh Yeah! One more thing - On my "T" shirt that was modestly covering my breasts, I wrote in big letters a Dharmic Message!.. On the right one I wrote, "Brahma Dung Ananda" and on the left one, "Takes Me Up Yawnda!"

Oh Brahma! You just wouldn't believe the interest that this message generated. I must of had a couple of hundred men read that message (you would be surprised at how many of the men had such poor eyesight!) Gosh! They had to practically put their faces "really" close to read this Dharmic passage!

Anyway, I am so excited at this new discovery. "I think it was the energy of the gold spandex pants that like raised the awareness and it like drew the crowd to read the Dharmic message on my chest! I also gave out lots of little cards that have your email address. Gosh I feel so wonderful!

Yours in loving light!
Sharing

PS: I am sending you some pictures of my new Dharmic outfit… Here is one of me standing with my hand on my hips… You can clearly read the Dharmic message on my chest! Here is one of me bending over to pick up something… Here is one of me posing with this nice muscle man and another one of me sitting on the hood of this brand new fancy sports car that belonged to a nice man who gave me quite a ride!

Dear Sharing,

Your enthusiasm and zeal for spreading the Dharma never ceases to amaze and please me. It looks like you may have come up with a really great way to reach and inspire the mass of man…kind. Keep up the good work and please send me many more pictures of your Dharmic outfits.

Perhaps you are aware that the inspiration of these wonderful outfits really comes from me! It is because of my excessive meditations on you and my nightly visits to you on the dream plane that make all of this possible. These photos were quite the hit when I shared them with the young martial arts students that are always leaping around next door. In fact, one of the young men asked if he could make some enlargements. I said that he could, but all profits must be given to me and the RamaLila Ashram.

Within hours he returned with two stacks poster size. They were of you, "Bending Over Picking Up Something", and "Standing With Hands On Hips"…Great Dharmic Message! Not only that, he handed me $50! Seems that all the employees and male customers at Kinko’s bought a picture.

I’ll tell you, some of those young martial art guys nearly rioted when there were not enough posters to go around… In fact, there appeared to be quite a sparring session taking place over the last two posters. This ended when my pajama clad friend, whom the young men refer to as "Sin Say", emerged from his living quarters. He immediately put an end to the spontaneous sparring session and took the last two posters for me and himself.

The Webmistress came storming up to see what the commotion was all about… She seemed very upset with the posters being sold inside the Ashram. The Sin Say then handed her $580 from the sale of the posters and she just looked bewildered and walked away shaking her head and praising me once again as she muttered, "Good Lord!"

I have managed to make a couple of more sales even though the Webmistress has forbid their sale in the Ashram. I sold a set to Stoneface and Numbnuts, our wonderful security guards. Out of respect for the Webmistress’ wishes, these transactions were handled in the alley out back after dark.

Keep spreading the Dharma!

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!