Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear Mr. Dung.

I was wondering... Seems to me that when you die, your reality shifts and what was Nonphysical to you before, would now be your new Physical state. That being the case, could you then have experiences with Nonphysical beings from that new physical state and what would that be like. You know... they would be like a Nonphysical, Nonphysical being! And Hey! I just thought! How could I maybe come in contact with these Nonphysical, Nonphysical beings... That would be way cool!

Far out in Costa Mesa

Dear Mr. Out.

First of all, lets get something straight. When you address an advanced and like totally enlightened Guru (such as myself) it is only proper to use the complete name. I am not Mr. Dung. My name is Brahma Dung Ananda. The loose translation was revealed to me by my esteemed teacher as "cow patty bliss". So let's get off on the right foot! (I just love it when I can give a correction).

Now to get to your question concerning non-nonphysical beings... Of course there are non-nonphysical beings. The trouble with contacting them is that they do not speak any language. It is only through my advanced yogic and Tantric practices that I have come in contact with them.

The ones I have come to know generally fall into three categories. The higher ones sound like "Ahummm". The lower ones have a different sound... ,more like "Dummmb" and the ones even lower than that sound more like "Daaaah". For some reason I seem to be able to contact the lower ones more easily that that higher one.

So there is the answer to your question Mr. Out.

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!