Brahma Dung Ananda

Subject: Dear Dung

Humility is a wonderful space upon which to "sit". Excuse me your "hole-i-ness. I did mean to write "sit". I know you, UNDERstandable misread the word and my intent. I was MOVED by your latest effort to express a humble "face", as it were. Perhaps, just a thought, your name reflects the level of work you had to do in regards to ego dissolution. Most great yogis, teachers, bodhisattvas, have lilting names that carry with them the scent of beauty. Your, uh, scent, perhaps is not so inviting. At any rate, whoever gave your most holy of spiritual names clearly did you a great favor. Your humility reaks, excuse the expression, of a lesson well learned.

I continue to be your humble servant
Porcelain Goddess

Dear Goddess of Porcelain,

Along with my greatness in humility, I am also, as all truly Enlightened Teachers and Great Avatars, full of Grace and Compassion for all those simple souls that we are so earnestly trying to lead on the pathway of Enlightenment. For this reason, I once again forgive you for greeting me in such an egregious manner. I can only assume that your education in spiritual etiquette was overlooked. Bless you oh struggling soul.

Upon reading your letter, I realize that there is obviously some hidden mystical message hidden within. I suppose that I should thank you for your kind complements and astute observations about my great and wonderful humility. I truly enjoy and appreciate it when someone such as yourself, recognizes how the Eternal Light shines through this humble life.

Back to that hidden mystical meaning. As I consult the Great Spirit Guide, "Jack Daniel's"... Enter me with your fiery breath oh great spirit!!!... nic, nic, nic.

Let's see... Yes! It is finally coming into focus.. Why it was there all the time! Your name kinda gave it away. As I look at your cryptic message, I see certain "key" words that are in "quotes" or completely capitalized. In order they are: "sit, hole, sit, UNDER, face"

Humm. More spirit guide... Youza!... sit hole... sit under face.

Are you trying to describe some strange tantric position? Perhaps it is a hidden message seeking guidance in this area... Could you send me a picture of you in a thong bikini so that I can meditate on you and see if this is an area that the Spirit guides want us to explore together.

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!