Brahma Dung Ananda

Oh great Assholiness,

Having read your remarks and explanations about your own enlightenment, I am still perplexed. Is it possible, that after walking along the holiest of paths, as you have, oh No Blee Born, that the finale is a dance with fertile eyes er? I understand that none who trod on the path can know their destiny. Do you feel your deliverance into Nirvana upon a freighter of petrified excrement is fitting? I have been taught that the path is the way. In your case, oh great wizard of waste, I am indeed perplexed. Your pathway seems to be in deep ****!!!

Your humble porcelain servant Low Flush

Dear Flushing Low, I am always amazed that the Universe is constantly giving me an opportunity to address such remedial questions such as yours.

As the Great Avatar and Bearer of The Eternal Light, Seerer of Seerer's and Guides to the Holiest of Holies, I once again take upon me the great Yoke of Dharma and address your question.

One of the hallmarks of any Enlightened Teacher is that of humility. Thus my very name demands humility. The method by which I arrived back on these blessed shores of the U S of A was in itself, a journey of humility. I am in fact, the most humble of all Enlightened Teachers. No one can even come close to my sterling examples of humility and grace. It is because of this most humble approach to the spreading of the Dharma that my light has reached throughout America and indeed even to such third world countries as Texas!.. My humility knows no bounds!

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!