Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear and Most Esteemed Sin Say,

Today I am traveling through the beautiful city of Emmett, Idaho in my new Rambler Marlin (convertible of course.) I found myself going into the local library to surf the net for free. As I read your response to the question on Tantric Sex, I was once again impressed with my greatness as a teacher of the Divine Arts. In all humility, it is plain that I am indeed the most extraordinary teacher and spiritual being on this planet. Why in just a short time, I not only imparted the "True Essence" of Tantric Sex as it is meant to be practiced in America, but also the proper etiquette! I must acknowledge that the Spirit Guide of Jack Daniel's helped facilitate the whole idea of explaining this to you, but that does not in any way diminish my powerful gift of transmitting the Light of Dharma!

I am pleased that you are so willing to assume the missionary position in this divine undertaking of spreading the Dharma. Your selfless service and enthusiasm are just another reflection of my powerful abilities to impart the glorious infusion of Light!

Let us all have a moment of silence in contemplation of my Divine Grace.

My greatness knows no bounds!

Brahma Dung Ananda has spoken!