Brahma Dung Ananda

Dear Brahma Dung Ananda,

Oh Greatest Holiness of Infinite Purity and Humility and Seer of Seers. Whose Eternal vision and teller of Truth is unparalleled in the Universe! We are so blessed to have your presence and most holy of incarnations of all time

There, I hope that that is enough smoozing.

Oh Great Brahma Dung, I can only say that you were so right. Those predictions were nothing but a bunch of bull! I can't believe that anyone could have the gall to predict such terrible events and scare everyone. I am so glad that you have exposed him for the fraud that he was.

Righteously yours,

Slim in Tustin

Dear Pathetic Slim,

Thank you for addressing me in such a proper way. But once again, you could have gone on a bit more about my humbleness and self-effacing manners. But at least your attempt at proper spiritual etiquette appeared sincere.

Now to get to your letter. It seems that your conclusions were, as usual, completely wrong! Following the consulting with the Spirit guides, I awoke and felt the need to get a second opinion. So I consulted with the great Yaqui Spirit Guide, "Jose Cuervo". This was, as usual, really intense! But the Great Spirit Guide showed me that the reason that those doomsday prophecies did not take place was that I, Brahma Dung Ananda, in all of my glory, had intervened and solely prevented those predictions from coming true! Yes! It was I, in all of my humbleness, that single-handedly stopped the chaos and doom that was about to befall all of humanity. In fact, it was I who has intervened with every single doomsday prophesy that has not come true over the last few years (remember the computer Y2K crisis that I single-handedly averted). The Great Spirit Guide has revealed that I am truly the greatest avatar that has ever lived. It is only my extreme humility that has prevented this knowledge from all of humanity. So the next time a doomsday prophesy does happen, you can bet your boots that it was I that prevented it. All bow in the greatness of my power and glory!

Brahma Dung Has Spoken!

BRAHMA DUNG ANANDA Q&A Dung - Set 3
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Dear Brahma Dung Ananda, Oh Greatest Holiness of Infinite Purity and Humility and Seer of Seers. Whose Eternal vision and teller of Truth is unparalleled in the Universe! We are so blessed to have your presence and most holy of incarnations of all time There, I hope that that is enough smoozing. Oh Great Brahma Dung, I can only say that you were so right. Those predictions were nothing but a bunch of bull! I can't believe that anyone could have the gall to predict such terrible events and scare everyone. I am so glad that you have exposed him for the fraud that he was. Righteously yours, Slim in Tustin Dear Pathetic Slim, Thank you for addressing me in such a proper way. But once again, you could have gone on a bit more about my humbleness and self-effacing manners. But at least your attempt at proper spiritual etiquette appeared sincere. Now to get to your letter. It seems that your conclusions were, as usual, completely wrong! Following the consulting with the Spirit guides, I awoke and felt the need to get a second opinion. So I consulted with the great Yaqui Spirit Guide, "Jose Cuervo". This was, as usual, really intense! But the Great Spirit Guide showed me that the reason that those doomsday prophecies did not take place was that I, Brahma Dung Ananda, in all of my glory, had intervened and solely prevented those predictions from coming true! Yes! It was I, in all of my humbleness, that single-handedly stopped the chaos and doom that was about to befall all of humanity. In fact, it was I who has intervened with every single doomsday prophesy that has not come true over the last few years (remember the computer Y2K crisis that I single-handedly averted). The Great Spirit Guide has revealed that I am truly the greatest avatar that has ever lived. It is only my extreme humility that has prevented this knowledge from all of humanity. So the next time a doomsday prophesy does happen, you can bet your boots that it was I that prevented it. All bow in the greatness of my power and glory! Brahma Dung Has Spoken!

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