Hi! This is Las Vegas Larry. I felt that you should know about a most wondrous and auspicious event that happened in the desert of Nevada this last weekend.

It all started when I had the opportunity to visit Starman and Sharing right here in Las Vegas. Seems that Starman and Sharing were here for a SHITY Convention (Shaman Healers In Tantric Yoga). Let me tell you it was a real pleasure hooking up with those two.

Starman had a booth that featured several New Age items and Sharing stood behind a stack of Brahma Dung Brochures that told of his greatness and his teaching. She wore this fantastic halter top that had "Dung Rules" printed across her chest. Because of her curves it read "un…ule ". She also wore a pair of skin tight white short shorts! Unbelievable! I can tell you, there was a whole line of men lined up to pick up those brochures and to try to read the message across her breasts.

Later Starman, Sharing and I went to Pahrump to see if we could see some UFO’s from Area 51. We found a spot in the desert and laid out a blanket. Soon, Sharing began to do her Dharmic Dance as we meditated, then she suggested that both Starman and I would join her in doing the Dharmic Dance. Soon we were naked as the day we were born singing and dancing across the desert.

Suddenly there were some headlights coming up the dirt road. Before we could get completely dressed, the strangest car drove up. It was one of those old Rambler Marlins. That car was probably the ugliest car ever made in America, but to top it off, someone had chopped the roof off of it! Guess who was driving? It was Brahma Dung Ananda! We were like, totally blown away!

Sharing squealed and immediately ran over to him and threw her arms around his neck!

"No need to get dressed!", he said as He grinned and looked at us. "Because of my advanced perception, I see only beauty in the physical temple. Especially in the natural form in which it came into the world."

He took Sharing’s arms from around his neck and took a step back to look her over in the moonlight. "Great to see you Sharing, I see that you have not stood still in spreading the Dharma in my absence." He then turned back to that old Marlin and drew out a bottle of "Jack Daniel's" which he referred to as "The Spirit Guide".

"Oh! Like most Holy Teacher and Seer of Seers, it is like the grooviest to see you!", gushed Sharing as she bounced up and down.

Brahma Dung Ananda seem very pleased with her greeting . He had us sit on the blanket and we began to consult with the Spirit Guide. Using a flashlight that Starman had, he showed us some really great pictures of you doing the Dharmic Dance. Wow! Even under the poor lighting, it was easy to see that your attributes are truly Divine!

We continued consulting with the Spirit Guide, "Jack Daniel's" for the next few hours. As the hours melted into each other, we each received many empowerments and instruction. I can't really remember too much because of the overpowering influence of the Spirit Guide. But since that night, nothing has been the same. The combination of meditating in the desert under the moonlight, Sharing’s Dharmic Dance, and the encounter with Brahma Dung Ananda himself just plain blew my mind.

I have been transformed! Since this spiritual event, I have noticed that the usual bunch of transients and homeless people who attend my talks on the street, have been joined by a number of employed people! Card Dealers, Slot Mechanics, Show Girls and even some local School Teachers and Politicians! They all want to know about the light of Brahma Dung Ananda!

Yes, it is quite obvious from that one night that I have become enlightened. Such was the combined power of Brahma Dung Ananda’s meditations and Sharing’s Dharmic Dance! The highlight was when Brahma Dung initiated Starman and I under the moon and stars, totally nude and soundly drunk with the powerful influence of the Spirit Guide "Jack Daniels". His Grace, Brahma Dung Ananda, announced that Starman and I were now Disciples of the Eternal Flame along side of Sharing, Cletis and Sin Say!

My awakening is complete and like my Great Enlightened Guru and Spiritual Avatar, my greatness and humility knows no bounds!

Las Vegas Larry has Spoken!

P.S. His holiness Brahma Dung Ananda has informed me that his return to the Lila of Rama Ashram is imminent!