Doggie

 

 

Love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine,
Happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed Many dog butts -
I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Meter reader - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush.
Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic
I have Made a puddle

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss, well,
Maybe catching cats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under the fence - why?
Because it's there.
Because it's There.
Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You call them fleas,
But they are far more -
I call Them a vocation

My owners' mood is Romantic -
I lie near their Feet.
I fart a big one.

 
     

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